Feed others not yourself, Tubby McChurchian.

No, this is not a warning to those engaged in the character assassination of others while deeply embedded in the sin of gluttony that comes from too much fried chicken. I wouldn’t lower myself to that. Who am I kidding, I totally would. But I’m not. Right now. This is about our excess and selfishness… Continue reading Feed others not yourself, Tubby McChurchian.

Christian JERKS

“So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple. Salt is good: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be seasoned? It is neither fit for the land, nor yet for the dunghill; but men cast it out. He that hath… Continue reading Christian JERKS

Revival: Leave Laodicea Now!

One of the main motivations that I feel in this divinely inspired drive towards vintage reconciliation is my deep desire to help correct what I view as fundamental flaws in the churchian system and to provide genuine alternatives for those who feel trapped inside of it. As this generation gets older, I see that we… Continue reading Revival: Leave Laodicea Now!

Preparing for the Next Revival (or the deconstruction of the McChurch)

    These are strange days.  It seems like the Lord is requiring more and more from me with each passing day. All of those things that are not pure must go from my life and from the churches in my future. Revival is coming, He is making his bundles and preparing his people. I… Continue reading Preparing for the Next Revival (or the deconstruction of the McChurch)

Obey, Saul. Don’t pretend you do.

We have no clue what you are saying… To obey is better than sacrifice I don’t need your money I want your life And I hear you say that I’m coming back soon But you act like I’ll never return To obey is better than sacrifice I want more than Sunday and Wednesday nights Cause… Continue reading Obey, Saul. Don’t pretend you do.

Success in ministry! (or the Ministry of the Shivering Sheep, Inc.)

“The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised, To preach the acceptable year of the… Continue reading Success in ministry! (or the Ministry of the Shivering Sheep, Inc.)

Vintage Reconciliation: The Supererogative Christian Life

When I survey the wondrous cross on which the Prince of Glory died; my richest gain I count but loss, and pour contempt on all my pride. Forbid it, Lord, that I should boast, save in the death of Christ, my God; all the vain things that charm me most, I sacrifice them to his blood.… Continue reading Vintage Reconciliation: The Supererogative Christian Life

Vintage Reconciliation: The Cult of Normalcy

In this preliminary series of writings, I am hoping to give you an overview of the many changes that need to be addressed before any serious attempt at Vintage Reconciliation can be made in a church. Sadly, if we view the ancient faiths and revival history as being the standard with which we gauge a… Continue reading Vintage Reconciliation: The Cult of Normalcy

The Onan Generation

I think that many times we find ourselves as believers almost hopelessly out of touch with what is happening in the world around us. We have a definite tendency to tag mundane things with sinister labels and then almost completely ignore real dangers that are sitting directly in our backyard. I suppose it has always… Continue reading The Onan Generation

Illegitimi Non Carborundum.

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? Remember how she said that We would meet again Some sunny day? Vera, Vera? What has become of you? Does anybody else in here Feel the way I do? Vera, Pink Floyd The church gets uncomfortable with real. So let me be as real as I can for you.… Continue reading Illegitimi Non Carborundum.